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Joke of the Day

"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"

"Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk."

"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"

"The amount of people that shout ""Boo!"" to their friends has risen by 85%. That's a frightening statistic."

"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can't hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed."

"How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato? The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho."

"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"