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Joke of the Day
"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"
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"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
"What do you call a postmodernist ravioli? An intellectual impasta'."
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."
"""Y'know, she was actually pretty convincing."" - Me walking out of a movie where Meryl Streep plays a Chinese UFC fighter"
"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."
"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"