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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"
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"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"
"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"
"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."
"I want to die drunk and peacefully like my grandfather Not like his 6 other screaming passengers"
"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"
"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."
"What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons."
"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"
"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."