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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."
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"I love my 6-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"
"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."
"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."
"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"
"Remember when we were young enough to order mozzarella sticks and not think, ""maybe deep fried cheese isn't the best life decision?"""
"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"