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Joke of the Day

"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."

"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."

"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"I scream ""You haven't seen the last of me!"" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away. The pharmacist smiles kindly."

"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"

"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."

"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"

"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."

"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."