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Joke of the Day
"Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye"
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"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."
"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"
"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."
"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"
"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."
"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
"What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket"
"robbing hood http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608026807890022015&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0"