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Joke of the Day
"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."
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"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day? One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab."
"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? Unplug the merry-go-round."
"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."
"What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."