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Joke of the Day
"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."
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"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"
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"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."
"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."
"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"I love Comcast. Jokes over."
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
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