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Joke of the Day

"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"I'm gonna drag a terrified family into a shack in the woods at knife point but then just make them have a Wii bowling tournament with me."

"Why do guys think to much They have two heads"

"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."

"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"

"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."

"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."