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Joke of the Day
"I want to die drunk and peacefully like my grandfather Not like his 6 other screaming passengers"
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"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"Lindsay Lohan says she can't walk down the street without men chasing her. They're drug dealers Lindsay pay your debts.."
"Shields. What is Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of? **Quicksilver**"
"Oh, you dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Cool. I'll have a number 1 and hold the lettuce please."
"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh."
"My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...It runs in our jeans. EDIT: typo"
"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."