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Joke of the Day
"Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space"
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"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"
"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"
"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"
"Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of ""exclusive"" have really diverged."