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Joke of the Day

"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"

"Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. Coworker: I love Halloween. Me: I meant after work today."

"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"

"She puts the hot in psychotic"

"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good with numbers and those who are not."

"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"

"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""