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Joke of the Day
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
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"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."
"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
"It's not herpes... They're called Genital Cold Sores"
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."
"I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown."
"Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine."
"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"