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Joke of the Day
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
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"What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket"
"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"
"I was nearly crushed under a huge pile of bread. I was in so much pain."
"Arjen Robben goes down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf."
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."