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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"
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"What do you call an empty town after dinner? Desserted"
"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."
"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."
"I read a book on anti-gravity... I couldn't put it down."
"What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. ."
"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"
"How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians? A big wave."
"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."