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Joke of the Day
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"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. Everyone leaves. ""EVERYONE?"" he chuckles to himself. ""7.4 billion humans couldn't fit in this space."""
"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."
"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."
"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."
"""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* - Spider tinder"
"Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: .."
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."