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Joke of the Day

"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."

"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"

"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."

"How do Jews do a pregnancy test? The woman spreads her legs and the man throws a penny between them - if a hand darts out to snatch it up then it's a positive"

"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"

"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell? She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is."