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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."
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"Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says ""Not Yewtree again"""
"If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now."
"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"
"I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the batch of cinnamon rolls in the oven!"
"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"
"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."
"Double negatives: A big No No"