97340
Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."
Next Joke
"If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial."
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."
"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"
"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."