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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says ""Not Yewtree again"""

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark."

"You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want."

"OMG I love you You're the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don't care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs"

"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"

"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"

"My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers,"" he told me."

"Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..., Thinks to herself. ""Well, some asshole's got my pen."" Another you say? What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste."