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Joke of the Day

"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"

"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."

"New healthcare plan in case Obamacare is defunded: the entire country pays for hospital bills by cooking meth."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"

"I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."

"What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers"