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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

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"I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not"
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"
"Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It's okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final"
"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."
"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."
"BOY: Dad , is a mermaid girl or a fish ? DAD : Well son that depends weather you are HORNY or HUNGRY ."
"divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat. Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ? Wife: What ? What child ? Husband: So you are not pregnant ??"