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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

"I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone. I shouted ""Morning!"" He replied ""No, just pooping."""

"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."

"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("

"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"

"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"What do you call the state of having confidence? I'm sorry, it's confidential."

"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."