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Joke of the Day
"If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now."
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"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."
"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"
",,,,, chameleon Get it? Hooray!"
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."
"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."
"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"
"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"
"Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji... Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy blaster emoji into a real gun shots fired i guess"