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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"
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"A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: ""You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."" Next day Bill asks Hillary: ""So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"""
"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."
"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""
"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("
"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock into my girlfriend's arse"
"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."
"I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."
"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."