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Joke of the Day
"What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on? Mourning Wood"
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"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."
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"Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl? Trying to find an octopus at 11PM."
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"
"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."