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"I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?"
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"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""
"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."
"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."
"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"
"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? You should know, you've only read it twenty times."