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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
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"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle? Attire"
"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup."
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"
"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."
"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."
"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."
"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"