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"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
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"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""
"What does the German wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning? Gluten Morgen!"
"20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids"
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"
"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."
"how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? it doesnt matter.....they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black."
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""