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Joke of the Day
"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."
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"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."
"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """
"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"
"I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho."
"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"
"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."
"Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork."
"Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting."