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Joke of the Day

"I just realized something. Jesus backwards is susej =sausage. Jesus is a sausage. Is this a conspiracy? I really need to know"

"The best cure for male pattern baldness is a six-figure income."

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish women don't touch anything unless it's 20% off!"

"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"

"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"What do you get when you cross a Barbie Doll with the Pillsbury Doughboy Some rich know-it-all bitch with a yeast infection"

"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."