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Joke of the Day
"What's up with gay analysts? They anal-ize."
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"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."
"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."
"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Get in the Batmobile Robin."""
"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"