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Joke of the Day
"Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman."
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"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."
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"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
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"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."
"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."
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"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"