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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
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"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."
"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold? So you can tell it apart from urine"
"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"
"A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you're 18, you're just an idiot with a baby."
"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."
"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"