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Joke of the Day

"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"

"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"

"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"

"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Tragic."

"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."

"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."

"Did you hear about the guy who wears as many watches as he can, while trying to collect every type? He has way too much time on his hands."

"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "

"Shoutout to grandpa... That's the only way he can hear."