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Joke of the Day

"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."

"Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC] The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)"

"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."

"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."

"Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people."

"So Tim Tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base."

"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"