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Joke of the Day

"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."

"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."

"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."

"I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster."

"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."

"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"

"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""

"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."

"Instead of presents, give your kids ""presence."" Then explain how homonyms can be hilarious. Then leave forever."