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Joke of the Day

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."

"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."

"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"

"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"