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Joke of the Day

"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."

"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."

"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."

"I've got a new habit. And a naked dead nun."

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."