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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian."

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"

"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"

"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."

"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."

"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."

"Group hugs are like.... Group hugs are like a G rated orgy"

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."