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Joke of the Day
"Group hugs are like.... Group hugs are like a G rated orgy"
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"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
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"Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer."
"womens rights Lol"
"Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin."
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