210045

Joke of the Day

"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"

"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand the bitch a shovel"

"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""

"So my car broke down My mechanic said it was obvious I'd blown a seal. I said keep my private life out of it and just fix the damn car!"

"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"

"In honour of all the miss piggy/kermit the frog jokes going around today. Why can't miss piggy have children? Because she keeps fucking a frog and their DNA is not compatible. No?"