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Joke of the Day
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."
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"Front page of cnn.com features ""Cats that look like Hitler"". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess."
"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"
"Today I was asked to model for a stone sculpture Life is wild guys don't take anything for granite"
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick."
"I once thought about suicide. Then I realised that there's probably better things to name our child."
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"
"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."