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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
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"Wanna hear my joke about the beach? I'm shore you'll like it"
"So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said ""Don't worry... It's in MINT condition"""
"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"
"Why are politicians different from prostitutes? With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked."
"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."
"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."
"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"
"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."