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Joke of the Day

"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive... They'd eventually find me attractive.."

"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."

"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."

"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""

"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."

"Here's what I'd like for my birthday: Everyone in the world, chewing with their mouths closed for the remainder of my life."

"Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out."