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Joke of the Day
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples."
"I wanted to go to Neptune But Uranus is in the way."
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"
"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."
"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."
"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."