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Joke of the Day

"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."

"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""

"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"I refused to waste money paying an exorcist... so he repossessed my house."

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"

"Me: ""If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty."" Wife: ""Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"""

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"

"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."