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Joke of the Day
"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""
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"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."
"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them."
"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."
"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""