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Joke of the Day

"My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say ""You can see me?"""

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"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"
"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"
"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"
"What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning? He made a booo-ty call"
"Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl."
"If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza."
"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"
"I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me ""ASL?""."