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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"
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"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""
"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."
"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"
"I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around."
"I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist."
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
"A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door. a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip"