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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."
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"Put a load into the dryer and had to twist every dial to correct setting. I won't lie to you: it made me feel like a Space Captain"
"You have orgasms all the time. Even if you don't have sex, I know you masturbate. You're a liar if you say you don't. Sexy"
"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."
"I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career... Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming."
"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"2 for the price of 1 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot's house Knock Knock <Who's there?> It's the Chicken"
"What's your number? A Jewish girl and a man meet in a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. The girl lifts up her sleeve."
"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want""."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."