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Joke of the Day
"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."
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"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"
"What's that? ""It's my pet rock."" Why does it look sad? DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry."
"So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large"""
"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."
"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"