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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"The groom was furious and told me I was a terrible best man. I was speechless."