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Joke of the Day

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"A gymnast walks on a bar."

"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."

"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."

"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"

"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"