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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob"

"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."

"What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"

"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."

"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."

"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"