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Joke of the Day
"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."
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"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."
"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"
"Newsreader: ""And now Tom with the weather."" Weatherman: ""It's Tim, actually."" Newsreader: ""Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."""
"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."
"How did Matthew McConaughey masturbate after breaking his left arm? All right all right all right."
"How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it."
"Why can't you trick an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday"
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."